Cybersecurity Gifts

Every shirt here documents a real cybersecurity incident — the kind the person you are shopping for already has opinions about.

If he works in security, writes code, or just remembers the morning the whole office got a strange email in 2000, one of these will land. Each design is an exhibit: the exploit, the date, and the detail most write-ups get wrong. No slogans, no clip art, no jokes about hackers in hoodies.

Not sure which one to pick?

Every design is a real incident. He will know it. You don't have to.

  • If you want one he'll recognise from the news: WannaCry shut down hospitals in 2017. Colonial Pipeline emptied gas stations up the East Coast in 2021. Equifax lost the records of 147.9 million people. Capital One, Heartbleed, Log4Shell and SolarWinds (Sunburst) all made the front page. Safe picks, and he will still have opinions.
  • If he writes code: Y2K, Log4Shell, Heartbleed, Shellshock, XZ Utils, Spectre + Meltdown. These are the ones developers tell each other about.
  • If he works in security: Stuxnet, EternalBlue, Mirai, NotPetya, Morris Worm, Conficker, Flame, Operation Aurora, RSA SecurID, OPM, Midnight Blizzard. The deeper the cut, the more it says you asked around.
  • If you know the year he started: the catalogue runs from the Morris Worm in 1988 to XZ Utils in 2024, and covers every year from 1999 on but two. Pick the one that hit in his first year on the job.

Same design on the tee and the hoodie. The tee carries it on the chest; the hoodie carries it large on the back.

Printed when you order. Tees $24.99, hoodies $49.99, free US shipping. Returns accepted for 30 days if the fit is wrong.