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EXHIBIT 0012 — SQL SLAMMER HOODIE
EXHIBIT 0012 — SQL SLAMMER HOODIE
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EXHIBIT 0012 — SQL SLAMMER. 25 January 2003.
It carried no payload. The traffic was the damage. The whole worm was 376 bytes — header to tail, inside a single UDP packet aimed at port 1434. UDP needs no handshake, so it never waited for a reply. Every worm before it had been limited by round-trip latency. This one was limited by bandwidth.
It doubled every 8.5 seconds and reached an estimated 90% of vulnerable hosts within ten minutes. It touched no files and took no data — it just scanned, and the scanning saturated links until routers fell over, taking out Bank of America ATMs, a Seattle 911 call centre and most of South Korea's internet. The patch had shipped six months earlier.
Drawn as a single UDP packet laid out as a segmented bar with port 1434 hatched at its tail, above a dotted infection curve that goes vertical inside ten minutes. Large back print. UNHACKED emblem at the left chest. Gildan 18500 heavy blend, cotton-poly, double-lined hood, ribbed cuffs and hem, front pouch pocket.
Printing, size and care
Printing, size and care
Every exhibit is printed to order, direct to garment, by Monster Digital in Miami, Florida. The ink goes into the cotton rather than sitting on top of it, so there is no plastic feel and nothing to crack or peel. It fades the way a good print should: slowly, evenly, over years of washing.
The tee is a Gildan 64000 Softstyle. 100% ring-spun cotton on the solid colours; heathers and Sport Grey are cotton-poly blends. 4.5 oz, tape-reinforced shoulders, no side seams. Unisex, S to 3XL. The artwork is printed on the front, centred on the chest, about 8.5 inches wide by 12 inches tall.
The hoodie is a Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend. 50/50 cotton-poly, 8 oz, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket. Unisex, S to 5XL. The artwork is printed large on the back, about 9 inches wide by 12.5 inches tall, set below the hood so nothing hides under it. The UNHACKED emblem sits on the left chest at about 3.75 inches.
Care. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. No bleach. Do not iron over the print. That is the whole list.
Shipping
Shipping
US shipping is free on every order, no minimum.
Every piece is printed when you order it, so nothing ships until the press runs. Monster Digital usually has an order printed and out the door within two business days. Allow five to eight business days from order to door in the US; most arrive sooner. You get a tracking number by email the moment it ships.
Everything ships from Miami, Florida. International orders are welcome: rates show at checkout, transit runs longer, and any customs duties are charged by your country, not by us.
Need to change or cancel? Email support@unhacked.shop right away. Orders go to print quickly, and once printing has started we cannot cancel, but the returns policy still covers you.
Returns and exchanges
Returns and exchanges
If we got it wrong, we replace it free and you do not ship anything back. Damaged, misprinted, defective, or the wrong item: email support@unhacked.shop within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. Replacement at no cost, or a full refund if you would rather.
If the fit is wrong or you changed your mind, returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery on items that are unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Email us with your order number for instructions. Return shipping on these is paid by you; the refund goes to your original payment method within 5 to 10 business days of our receiving it.
Exchanges. Fastest route is a return plus a new order. Email us and we will help you get the size right the second time.
Full policy: Refund policy.
