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EXHIBIT 0024 — OPM
EXHIBIT 0024 — OPM
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Twenty-one and a half million people. One point eight million of them had never applied for anything.
Two intrusions, announced separately. On 4 June 2015 the Office of Personnel Management said personnel records for 4.2 million current and former federal employees had been taken. On 9 July it said the background investigation databases had gone as well, and that number was 21.5 million.
The second one is the one that matters, because of what a background investigation file actually is. Standard Form 86 asks for every address you have lived at, every job you have held, every foreign contact and foreign relative, arrests, debts, drug use, counselling and mental health treatment. Investigators then interview the people you listed and write down what those people said, and that goes in the file too.
Of the 21.5 million, 19.7 million had applied for a clearance themselves. The remaining 1.8 million had not. They were spouses and cohabitants — people who appeared on somebody else's form, and were therefore in somebody else's file.
In July, OPM said 1.1 million of the records included fingerprints. On 23 September it corrected that figure to 5.6 million.
The intrusions ran from around May 2014 into April 2015. The director, Katherine Archuleta, had said on the Thursday that she would not resign. She resigned on Friday 10 July, the day after the second announcement.
Credit monitoring was offered, which is a sensible response to the part of this that behaves like ordinary identity theft. The rest of it does not behave like ordinary identity theft. A Social Security number can be reissued. An address history cannot be un-disclosed. A list of your foreign relatives cannot be recalled. A fingerprint is the same fingerprint for the rest of your life.
Most breaches expire. Cards get reissued, passwords get changed, and in eighteen months the stolen copy is inert. Nothing about this one expires.
EXHIBIT 0024 / OPM / 2015
Printing, size and care
Printing, size and care
Every exhibit is printed to order, direct to garment, by Monster Digital in Miami, Florida. The ink goes into the cotton rather than sitting on top of it, so there is no plastic feel and nothing to crack or peel. It fades the way a good print should: slowly, evenly, over years of washing.
The tee is a Gildan 64000 Softstyle. 100% ring-spun cotton on the solid colours; heathers and Sport Grey are cotton-poly blends. 4.5 oz, tape-reinforced shoulders, no side seams. Unisex, S to 3XL. The artwork is printed on the front, centred on the chest, about 8.5 inches wide by 12 inches tall.
The hoodie is a Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend. 50/50 cotton-poly, 8 oz, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket. Unisex, S to 5XL. The artwork is printed large on the back, about 9 inches wide by 12.5 inches tall, set below the hood so nothing hides under it. The UNHACKED emblem sits on the left chest at about 3.75 inches.
Care. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. No bleach. Do not iron over the print. That is the whole list.
Shipping
Shipping
US shipping is free on every order, no minimum.
Every piece is printed when you order it, so nothing ships until the press runs. Monster Digital usually has an order printed and out the door within two business days. Allow five to eight business days from order to door in the US; most arrive sooner. You get a tracking number by email the moment it ships.
Everything ships from Miami, Florida. International orders are welcome: rates show at checkout, transit runs longer, and any customs duties are charged by your country, not by us.
Need to change or cancel? Email support@unhacked.shop right away. Orders go to print quickly, and once printing has started we cannot cancel, but the returns policy still covers you.
Returns and exchanges
Returns and exchanges
If we got it wrong, we replace it free and you do not ship anything back. Damaged, misprinted, defective, or the wrong item: email support@unhacked.shop within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. Replacement at no cost, or a full refund if you would rather.
If the fit is wrong or you changed your mind, returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery on items that are unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Email us with your order number for instructions. Return shipping on these is paid by you; the refund goes to your original payment method within 5 to 10 business days of our receiving it.
Exchanges. Fastest route is a return plus a new order. Email us and we will help you get the size right the second time.
Full policy: Refund policy.
