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EXHIBIT 0001 — STUXNET
EXHIBIT 0001 — STUXNET
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The first weapon made entirely of code.
In 2010, a piece of software walked into a nuclear facility that wasn't connected to anything and quietly destroyed the machinery inside.
Natanz was air-gapped. No internet, no network path in, by design. Stuxnet got there anyway — carried in on a USB drive, executing the moment someone opened a folder to see what was on it.
Once inside, it went looking for something very specific: Siemens Step7 software talking to industrial controllers, driving frequency converters running between 807 and 1210 Hz. That band isn't general-purpose machinery. It's uranium enrichment centrifuges and almost nothing else. On every other computer on earth, Stuxnet did nothing at all.
Where it found its target, it lied. It swapped out a Siemens communications library called s7otbxdx.dll for its own copy, intercepting sixteen of that library's hundred and nine functions — so every question the monitoring software asked the controller was answered by the malware instead. In one of its two attack routines it recorded twenty-one seconds of ordinary sensor readings and played them back on a loop.
Then it drove the hardware. IR-1 rotors are built to spin near 63,000 rpm. Stuxnet took them to 84,600 for fifteen minutes, and in a separate sequence dropped them to 120 and brought them back. Engineers watched a screen full of healthy numbers while the machinery came apart in the next room. It ran for months before anyone suspected software.
The details
Four zero-days, spent at once. Kernel drivers signed with certificates stolen from two Taiwanese chip companies — Realtek and JMicron, both revoked within a week of each other in July 2010. A hardcoded stop date of 24 June 2012, because somebody planned the cleanup. And sitting inside the infected controller code, a marker: 0xDEADF007.
It was found by accident. An antivirus engineer in Minsk named Sergey Ulasen took a complaint about computers that kept rebooting, pulled the thread, and found the most sophisticated malware ever written — because one of its components had a bug that crashed the machines it infected.
Outside analysts estimate roughly 1,000 centrifuges were pulled from Natanz and replaced in late 2009 and early 2010. No government has ever acknowledged building it.
Fit & print
- Gildan Softstyle® 64000, 100% ring-spun cotton in solid colors
- 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Classic fit, crew neck, ribbed-knit collar
- Twill-tape reinforced shoulders, no side seams
- Pearlized tear-away label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified (Certificate No. 168252, OETI)
- Cotton sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol
Heather colors are 35% cotton / 65% polyester. Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Graphite Heather is 50/50. The White variant reads off-white rather than bright white — a property of the fabric, not the print.
First entry in the archive — read the full technical breakdown.
Printing, size and care
Printing, size and care
Every exhibit is printed to order, direct to garment, by Monster Digital in Miami, Florida. The ink goes into the cotton rather than sitting on top of it, so there is no plastic feel and nothing to crack or peel. It fades the way a good print should: slowly, evenly, over years of washing.
The tee is a Gildan 64000 Softstyle. 100% ring-spun cotton on the solid colours; heathers and Sport Grey are cotton-poly blends. 4.5 oz, tape-reinforced shoulders, no side seams. Unisex, S to 3XL. The artwork is printed on the front, centred on the chest, about 8.5 inches wide by 12 inches tall.
The hoodie is a Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend. 50/50 cotton-poly, 8 oz, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket. Unisex, S to 5XL. The artwork is printed large on the back, about 9 inches wide by 12.5 inches tall, set below the hood so nothing hides under it. The UNHACKED emblem sits on the left chest at about 3.75 inches.
Care. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. No bleach. Do not iron over the print. That is the whole list.
Shipping
Shipping
US shipping is free on every order, no minimum.
Every piece is printed when you order it, so nothing ships until the press runs. Monster Digital usually has an order printed and out the door within two business days. Allow five to eight business days from order to door in the US; most arrive sooner. You get a tracking number by email the moment it ships.
Everything ships from Miami, Florida. International orders are welcome: rates show at checkout, transit runs longer, and any customs duties are charged by your country, not by us.
Need to change or cancel? Email support@unhacked.shop right away. Orders go to print quickly, and once printing has started we cannot cancel, but the returns policy still covers you.
Returns and exchanges
Returns and exchanges
If we got it wrong, we replace it free and you do not ship anything back. Damaged, misprinted, defective, or the wrong item: email support@unhacked.shop within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. Replacement at no cost, or a full refund if you would rather.
If the fit is wrong or you changed your mind, returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery on items that are unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Email us with your order number for instructions. Return shipping on these is paid by you; the refund goes to your original payment method within 5 to 10 business days of our receiving it.
Exchanges. Fastest route is a return plus a new order. Email us and we will help you get the size right the second time.
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