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EXHIBIT 0011 — NOTPETYA
EXHIBIT 0011 — NOTPETYA
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It asked for $300 in Bitcoin. There was nothing to buy.
On 27 June 2017 a backdoored update to M.E.Doc, Ukrainian tax accounting software that essentially every company doing business in the country had to run, pushed NotPetya onto its first machines. From there it moved on its own, using EternalBlue and stolen credentials, through networks that had no reason to trust each other and did anyway.
It encrypted the master file table and overwrote the master boot record, then displayed a ransom note with an installation key for the victim to send to the attackers.
The key was random data. There was no routine anywhere in the program capable of decrypting anything. Paying did nothing, because there was nothing on the other end — the ransom note was camouflage on a wiper.
Maersk lost 4,000 servers, 45,000 workstations and 2,500 applications. It rebuilt from a single surviving domain controller in Ghana, which had survived only because a local power cut had taken it offline during the attack.
The White House put the total at about $10 billion, which makes it the most destructive cyberattack yet recorded. Merck alone claimed $1.4 billion, and spent years arguing with insurers over whether it counted as an act of war.
Everyone reported it as ransomware, because it said it was.
EXHIBIT 0011 / NOTPETYA / 2017
Printing, size and care
Printing, size and care
Every exhibit is printed to order, direct to garment, by Monster Digital in Miami, Florida. The ink goes into the cotton rather than sitting on top of it, so there is no plastic feel and nothing to crack or peel. It fades the way a good print should: slowly, evenly, over years of washing.
The tee is a Gildan 64000 Softstyle. 100% ring-spun cotton on the solid colours; heathers and Sport Grey are cotton-poly blends. 4.5 oz, tape-reinforced shoulders, no side seams. Unisex, S to 3XL. The artwork is printed on the front, centred on the chest, about 8.5 inches wide by 12 inches tall.
The hoodie is a Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend. 50/50 cotton-poly, 8 oz, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket. Unisex, S to 5XL. The artwork is printed large on the back, about 9 inches wide by 12.5 inches tall, set below the hood so nothing hides under it. The UNHACKED emblem sits on the left chest at about 3.75 inches.
Care. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. No bleach. Do not iron over the print. That is the whole list.
Shipping
Shipping
US shipping is free on every order, no minimum.
Every piece is printed when you order it, so nothing ships until the press runs. Monster Digital usually has an order printed and out the door within two business days. Allow five to eight business days from order to door in the US; most arrive sooner. You get a tracking number by email the moment it ships.
Everything ships from Miami, Florida. International orders are welcome: rates show at checkout, transit runs longer, and any customs duties are charged by your country, not by us.
Need to change or cancel? Email support@unhacked.shop right away. Orders go to print quickly, and once printing has started we cannot cancel, but the returns policy still covers you.
Returns and exchanges
Returns and exchanges
If we got it wrong, we replace it free and you do not ship anything back. Damaged, misprinted, defective, or the wrong item: email support@unhacked.shop within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. Replacement at no cost, or a full refund if you would rather.
If the fit is wrong or you changed your mind, returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery on items that are unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Email us with your order number for instructions. Return shipping on these is paid by you; the refund goes to your original payment method within 5 to 10 business days of our receiving it.
Exchanges. Fastest route is a return plus a new order. Email us and we will help you get the size right the second time.
Full policy: Refund policy.
