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EXHIBIT 0021 — MELISSA HOODIE
EXHIBIT 0021 — MELISSA HOODIE
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EXHIBIT 0021 — MELISSA. 26 March 1999.
It destroyed nothing. It addressed fifty envelopes, over and over, until the mail servers gave up. Melissa went out as a Word document called LIST.DOC, posted to a newsgroup from a hijacked AOL account. Opening it ran a macro that lowered Word's own macro security, wrote itself into the Normal template, then drove Outlook and mailed itself to the first fifty entries in the address book. Fifty is the whole mechanism — small enough to look like an ordinary Friday morning from any one desk, and arithmetic from there. Microsoft, Intel and Lockheed Martin shut their own mail gateways down to stop it.
The part worth knowing is how it ended. Word 97 wrote a Globally Unique Identifier into every file it saved, generated from the machine's network adapter address. A researcher pulled the GUID out of LIST.DOC and matched it against documents posted earlier by a virus writer using the handle VicodinES. Same number, same machine. David Lee Smith was arrested six days after the outbreak.
Drawn as an engraved manual typewriter with LIST.DOC rolled into the platen, one typebar lifted and magnified to show the mark it leaves, and a stack of typed pages piling up beside the carriage. Large back print. UNHACKED emblem at the left chest. Gildan 18500 heavy blend, cotton-poly, double-lined hood, ribbed cuffs and hem, front pouch pocket.
Printing, size and care
Printing, size and care
Every exhibit is printed to order, direct to garment, by Monster Digital in Miami, Florida. The ink goes into the cotton rather than sitting on top of it, so there is no plastic feel and nothing to crack or peel. It fades the way a good print should: slowly, evenly, over years of washing.
The tee is a Gildan 64000 Softstyle. 100% ring-spun cotton on the solid colours; heathers and Sport Grey are cotton-poly blends. 4.5 oz, tape-reinforced shoulders, no side seams. Unisex, S to 3XL. The artwork is printed on the front, centred on the chest, about 8.5 inches wide by 12 inches tall.
The hoodie is a Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend. 50/50 cotton-poly, 8 oz, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket. Unisex, S to 5XL. The artwork is printed large on the back, about 9 inches wide by 12.5 inches tall, set below the hood so nothing hides under it. The UNHACKED emblem sits on the left chest at about 3.75 inches.
Care. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. No bleach. Do not iron over the print. That is the whole list.
Shipping
Shipping
US shipping is free on every order, no minimum.
Every piece is printed when you order it, so nothing ships until the press runs. Monster Digital usually has an order printed and out the door within two business days. Allow five to eight business days from order to door in the US; most arrive sooner. You get a tracking number by email the moment it ships.
Everything ships from Miami, Florida. International orders are welcome: rates show at checkout, transit runs longer, and any customs duties are charged by your country, not by us.
Need to change or cancel? Email support@unhacked.shop right away. Orders go to print quickly, and once printing has started we cannot cancel, but the returns policy still covers you.
Returns and exchanges
Returns and exchanges
If we got it wrong, we replace it free and you do not ship anything back. Damaged, misprinted, defective, or the wrong item: email support@unhacked.shop within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. Replacement at no cost, or a full refund if you would rather.
If the fit is wrong or you changed your mind, returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery on items that are unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Email us with your order number for instructions. Return shipping on these is paid by you; the refund goes to your original payment method within 5 to 10 business days of our receiving it.
Exchanges. Fastest route is a return plus a new order. Email us and we will help you get the size right the second time.
Full policy: Refund policy.
