The Exhibits

Thirty-four incidents, catalogued and printed once each.

The plate carries the mechanism, not a logo. Stuxnet's twenty-one seconds of replayed sensor readings. The sixty-one passwords Mirai actually used. The half-second that caught XZ Utils three years in. Every number was checked against primary sources before it went to print — a wrong detail on a shirt is worse than no shirt.

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If it needs explaining, it wasn't made for you.