{"product_id":"y2k-shirt-millennium-bug-graphic-tee-unhacked","title":"EXHIBIT 0004 — Y2K","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe apocalypse that never shipped.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor most of computing history a year took two digits. That wasn't laziness. Memory was expensive, storage was worse, and 19 was a very safe assumption for a very long time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen the assumption ran out. Code written in the sixties and seventies was still in production in 1999, still storing 99, and no one could say with confidence what it would do when the field rolled over to 00. Not \"civilization ends\" uncertain. \"We do not actually know what payroll does on Monday\" uncertain — across banking, utilities, air traffic, and every accounting system anyone had ever bolted onto another one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo it got fixed. Retired COBOL programmers were hired back at consulting rates to read code older than the engineers maintaining it. The US spent an estimated $100 billion between 1995 and 2001 — about $365 for every person in the country — widening a date field.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn 1 January 2000, almost nothing happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat is either the most boring outcome in the history of engineering or its single greatest success, and people have been arguing about which one ever since. You cannot run the experiment twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome of it did break, quietly, in the best possible places. The US Naval Observatory — the office that keeps the country's official time — ran a millennium countdown page that displayed the year as 19100 for about 45 minutes. Old JavaScript on an outside host had taken 1900, added a value of 100, and printed the result.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat is the number on this shirt. Not the collapse that was advertised. The actual bug, on the actual clock, for 45 minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eY2K was never a virus. 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